Dear Lady in the white pants,
Hi there. You don’t know me but I saw you yesterday at the strip mall. You were walking down the hallway as I drove by. The pants you had on were super cute however there was a slight problem. Did you know that they were see through? Not a little see through either. Very incredibly totally 100% see through.
And ummm did you know that you forgot to wear underwear? So as we were driving up behind you all I saw was crack. I thought maybe just maybe it was a thong that you were wearing and that is why I could see your rear so perfectly. But ummm when we finally got past you I couldn’t stand it so I had to turn around to see the front. You did forget your underwear. Nice to know that you keep that thing trimmed up into a racing stripe.
(this is not her but it sure shows what I was talking about)